August 2012
6 posts
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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Aug 9th
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great exercises →
Aug 1st
July 2012
9 posts
Jul 31st
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Jul 30th
3 tags
You know it's bad when the Brits mock you... →
Is it too late for the Republican party to pick a new guy? What’s Ron Paul doing?
Jul 27th
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What Has Happened Since New York Legalized Gay... →
Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 25th
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Jul 25th
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Jul 9th
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The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Jul 8th
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June 2012
7 posts
1 tag
Jun 29th
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1 tag
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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When someone takes the piece of lamb i've been...
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Jun 27th
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Jun 18th
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Jun 6th
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Jun 1st
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May 2012
9 posts
May 29th
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2 tags
That One time I tried to teach my American friend...
serbianissues: And all My Serbs were like…
May 25th
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When Serbs Get Together At The Church Hall,...
serbianissues:
May 25th
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When Serbs on Facebook put Beograd as their...
serbianissues:
May 25th
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When Serbs Make Plans...
serbianissues:
May 25th
80 notes
2 tags
May 24th
859 notes
Anonymous asked: True, fair enough, haha.
May 17th
Anonymous asked: Do they realize that her name was Leia Organa, not Skywalker?
May 17th
1 note
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Every geek's future dream wife.
My friends just had a baby. Her name is Leia Sky Walker GivenLastName. Interesting, it is.
May 17th
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I love my job.
Boss #1: So, Boss #2, what did you do this weekend? Boss #2: Drank a bottle of bourbon and watched movies. Boss #1: Nice…I did the same, but with vodka and gardening. Belle, what did you do? Go rock climbing? Hike Camelback? Kayak the Colorado River? (said with an air of both respect and gentle mocking b/c I’m the only one in the office that is active) me: Slept in and drank beer. ...
May 1st
April 2012
4 posts
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little bits of happiness
I love that one beautiful moment when the annoying-as-fuck office know-it-all is wrong, and I totally get to rub her annoying face in the stink pile she just stepped in. Little victories, kids. Little victories. @thatbonegirl….you know what’s up. It. was. GLORIOUS.
Apr 26th
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What ingredients does it take to make you?  →
thatbonegirl: judgingbythestateofyourknees: nudityandnerdery: thatbloodyrobot: dosopod: heathyr: dos is made of bad luck, fire, and rivalry. With a dash of porn. Z is made of romance, milkshakes, and determination. With a dash of the 80s. Devin is made of muffins, foxes, and Science. With a dash of Oregon Trail. Accurate. Brandon is made of Punk, Classical, and lies. With a...
Apr 26th
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humph.
there’s nothing quite like that one awful moment when you realize that you really just don’t like your mom. but it’s okay…because she dislikes everything about you.
Apr 17th
March 2012
1 post
Reason I Love My Best Friend #347
She is the one person fandom to the strange soap opera that is my love life Love you more :-)
Mar 25th
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February 2012
2 posts
3 tags
Feb 18th
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“Yo Mr. Cody, how many these mushrooms I gotta eat...
love.
Feb 18th
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January 2012
8 posts
Jan 23rd
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4 tags
Jan 12th
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Cabinet of Curiosities: noshoesplease asked: So... →
joshishollywood: Thomas Edison is the worst. The fucking worst. His accomplishments were not based on his intelligence, but his aggressive dickishness. While lauded across the world as a visionary and an innovator, the truth is something closer to saying that he was so massive of an asshole… Hell yeah!
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 4th
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My New Year's Resolution
2012 is my fucking year. For way too long, I’ve hidden in the shadows. I’ve kept my mouth shut as to not make anyone else look bad. I did it to save my ex’s face… to save my coworkers’ faces; done what makes my Mom happy; and tried my best to cover up that no, I’m really not a people person…I’m an analytical, technical person, and I’m too smart...
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Tumblr is my place to post what I wish I could say on Facebook.
Jan 4th
December 2011
30 posts
Dec 29th
3 notes
Also...
Hi honey (RJH)…I love you like a love song baby!
Dec 29th
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I LOVE YOU MORE!!!
thatbonegirl: I love this girl with all my heart. I truly do.  There’s nothing else to be done and no other words to be said.
Dec 29th
4 notes
2 tags
Dec 9th
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